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About My Account

This is an independent portrayal of Simon Keyes from Ace Attorney Investigations 2.

I'm not affiliated with Capcom or the creation of the Ace Attorney series.

This is a parody and roleplay account, with a roleplay focus.

HEAVY spoilers for Ace Attorney Investigations 2, and potential spoilers for all Ace Attorney games.

Potentially triggering canon-typical topics (like violence, swearing, trauma, etc.) might be discussed.

There might be references to a (past) relationship between Simon and Horace. If that pairing isn't your cup of tea, that's cool, but I won't tolerate ship hate.

You should probably play AAI2 before you follow this account.

Muse Info & Headcanons

General Information
Simon Keyes, or Sōta Sarushiro.
Non-binary male; he/him or they/them pronouns.
24 years old
5'10"; 178 cm

Headcanons

  • He's autistic.

  • Gay/male-aligned attraction.

  • He's an artist, and his style could be described as... avant-garde.

  • His favorite mediums are painting and watercolor.

  • He stims by flapping his hands and making animal noises with his mouth.

  • He likes to cook. It's something he's embarrassed about.

  • He's good at pretty much any strategy game. Be it poker, checkers, or Uno - he will kick your ass.

  • He reads a lot. When he's not busy, he usually has his nose in a book or magazine.

  • He can juggle, make balloon animals, ride a unicycle, and do startlingly accurate voice impressions.

  • He also has a small toy accordion that he incorporates into some of his performances.

  • He's Russian and can speak the language, but he's not fluent.

  • The change in personality when he's revealed to be the mastermind was definitely played up.

  • His "real" personality is just a mix between his meek persona and his mastermind persona.

  • His memory is still a bit muddled, and he prefers it that way.

Roleplaying Style

New to verse and character.
As descriptive as you are.
Not literate at all, but I'll try.
~8 years of experience to make up for it.
SL and banter RP; no preference.
Can also do courtroom & investigation RPs.
Both canon and headcanon-based.
Can do serious and crack roleplay.
Crossover friendly; multiverse RP.
OC friendly. Parody friendly.
(N)SFW (canon-typical themes, dw); mostly SFW.
No lewd, except for jokes and allusions.
DM requests open for plotting and discussing SLs.
Fine with group chats, but I might be quiet.
Shipping with my muse is really iffy, because I've only had bad experiences with shipping.
Singleship / limited multiship with chem, just in case.

Serious format
" This is dialogue. "
This is action.
// This is out-of-character.

Crack format
this is dialogue
*this is action*
// this is out-of-character

this is dialogue
( this is action )
// this is out of character

Admin Information

Norman
Hy/hym, thon/thonself, he/him, they/them.
Neurodivergent; autistic and ADHD.
Timezone is EST.
Sleep schedule is getting better :)

I've played every Ace Attorney game (both mainline and spinoff games) except DGS 2.

I don't follow NSFW or lewd-preference accounts. I don't hate y'all! Sexual material can be very triggering to me.

420-friendly. I'm only saying this because sometimes I'll get blitzed and tweet random stuff.

I'm an artist, and I'll post my art sometimes. Naturally, that means I don't take art theft of any kind lightly.

I try to make these things as accessible as possible, at the cost of ever having an aesthetically pleasing layout. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

I also don't use copy-paste fonts (Unicode characters), both for accessibility reasons and because I just personally prefer how it looks.

I'm kind of really shy? I don't mind when people reach out to me, but I don't like to make OOC posts for that reason.

My Discord tag is quercusalbagaming#0424, and @gamerquercus is my main Twitter account. I also own a Sebastian Debeste parody account.

(If you see me listening to folk punk, no you didn't ❤️)

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O SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT DA MASTERMI D!!!!

Simon Keyes